By Andrew Simonian
Publish yr note: First released September 18th 2012
"George was once a instantly little monkey yet consistently very... curious. at some point George observed a guy. He had on a sassy crimson beret. And George received excited, regardless of himself."
And so starts off the saga of Bi-Curious George. humans of every age and predilections will love this hilariously smart parody of 1 of the main loved vintage children's books of all time.
Just don't learn it for your children.
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Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody by Andrew Simonian